Fortune Cookies Lie
Shouldering a burden.
What a pain in the ascot.
Having a bad day? Here’s a hug from Tom Hiddleston.
I’ll take it.
This should be on everybody’s dash every day
did she take that bald dudes soul or am i seeing things
(Source: britneyspearsonline, via selfish-burritos)
boys are the stupidest creatures
why would anyone take a picture of a bunch of leaves
(Source: rbrbd, via selfish-burritos)
(Source: food-gifs, via justjasper)
the guy who doesnt get romantic cues (pt.3)
Hi there! Time for you to meet.. me.
As some of my friends know, I like to rant. It helps me unwind and get the load of crap off my shoulders. Well sometimes they aren’t there for me to rant and I figured I could just vomit my mind on here.
ehhh, I like to draw, read, write, sing in the shower, listen to music, play the piano, watch the food network, animals, AND CEREAL!! etc. etc.
Hmm, I hate brussel sprouts, annoying people, jerks, rude people, insects, diseases, pollution, global warming all that bad stuff.
I love traveling, so if I'm away from home I'll give you a summary of my adventures.
Music is my life so I'll recommend a few songs here and there. If I can find the sheet music to that song I'll post it.
So my tumblr is called fortune cookies lie because it's fact. They give you all this happy shit telling you good fortune is coming. But I'm here, with all my problems just to bring all that fantasy a little closer to reality.
Let the ranting commence....