Fortune Cookies Lie

  1. When someone asks why kids act so crazy in college

    whatshouldbetchescallme:

  2. ghostam:

    How relationships work:

    I like your butt.

    However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

    But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

    (Source: deadybearspicnic, via theseamonkeyhasmymoney)

  3. theseamonkeyhasmymoney: flyingdoghouse: ohdolefulgirl: mitzi—may: steellegion: Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!” - Emilia Clarke Jason Momoa looks just like Dave Navarro… If Navarro ate a steroid infused cow… Like all of it. They are perfect together and I want to wrap them up in my otp feels and hide them away forever so nothing ever happens to them. But I think it’s too late for that… ):

    theseamonkeyhasmymoney:

    flyingdoghouse:

    ohdolefulgirl:

    mitzi—may:

    steellegion:

    Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

    - Emilia Clarke

    Jason Momoa looks just like Dave Navarro… If Navarro ate a steroid infused cow… Like all of it.

    They are perfect together and I want to wrap them up in my otp feels and hide them away forever so nothing ever happens to them. But I think it’s too late for that… ):

    (Source: cottoncandy-dreams)

  4. flyingdoghouse:

    i never really liked

    my name 

    much

    until i found out 

    what it tastes like 

    when you sigh it 

    into my

    mouth

    Well that’s wonderfully provocative

    (Source: oceanicforest, via theseamonkeyhasmymoney)

  5. theseamonkeyhasmymoney:

    comealonghutch:

    dukeofnines:

    Season 3 Bloopers

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT

    WHAT

    (Source: danieldaylewis)

  6. cookiehana:

    glasmond:

    liasangria:

    ashleybash:

    basedpussyandbuffalowings:

    basedpussyandbuffalowings:

    kwills88:

    Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

    I am completely losing my shit over this.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

    relevant. 

    I. Am. Dying!

    I refuse to apologize for reblogging this

    THE REFRAIN AAAAAAH

    omfg

    (via justjasper)

  7. the-absolute-funniest-posts: amsterdamnedd: voxify: This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’ i aM PISSING MYSELF This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    amsterdamnedd:

    voxify:

    This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch

    Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

    i aM PISSING MYSELF

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

  8. (Source: starkked, via becauseofevans)

  9. ragingbitchfest:

    Ok, my blog definitely needs some black robins today.

    Uhhh, so black robins have basically the best conservation story ever. In 1980 there were only five of these birds left, with only one fertile female. That’s the little lady in the bottom picture, Old Blue. …Who I have a tattoo of… because of reasons. The following reasons, as a matter of fact.

    Anyway, so this guy named Don Merton who is basically my hero stepped in when everyone else threw in the towel, and he was like, “Well let’s try something.” And they tried something, and it worked. Now there’s a population of a couple of hundred of them, and since they live exclusively on these tiny islands off New Zealand, that’s a fairly decent population.

    When every environmental story I see is bad, I try to think of black robins, because maybe we can’t save everything, but we can at least try.

    (via justjasper)

  10. the-absolute-best-posts:

    My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

    (Source: doctorscully)

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