Fortune Cookies Lie
When someone asks why kids act so crazy in college
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
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Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke
Jason Momoa looks just like Dave Navarro… If Navarro ate a steroid infused cow… Like all of it.
They are perfect together and I want to wrap them up in my otp feels and hide them away forever so nothing ever happens to them. But I think it’s too late for that… ):
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
Well that’s wonderfully provocative
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Season 3 Bloopers
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT
Gollum Covers Taylor Swift
I am completely losing my shit over this.
I. Am. Dying!
I refuse to apologize for reblogging this
THE REFRAIN AAAAAAH
This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch
Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’
i aM PISSING MYSELF
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Ok, my blog definitely needs some black robins today.
Uhhh, so black robins have basically the best conservation story ever. In 1980 there were only five of these birds left, with only one fertile female. That’s the little lady in the bottom picture, Old Blue. …Who I have a tattoo of… because of reasons. The following reasons, as a matter of fact.
Anyway, so this guy named Don Merton who is basically my hero stepped in when everyone else threw in the towel, and he was like, “Well let’s try something.” And they tried something, and it worked. Now there’s a population of a couple of hundred of them, and since they live exclusively on these tiny islands off New Zealand, that’s a fairly decent population.
When every environmental story I see is bad, I try to think of black robins, because maybe we can’t save everything, but we can at least try.
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Hi there! Time for you to meet.. me.
As some of my friends know, I like to rant. It helps me unwind and get the load of crap off my shoulders. Well sometimes they aren’t there for me to rant and I figured I could just vomit my mind on here.
ehhh, I like to draw, read, write, sing in the shower, listen to music, play the piano, watch the food network, animals, AND CEREAL!! etc. etc.
Hmm, I hate brussel sprouts, annoying people, jerks, rude people, insects, diseases, pollution, global warming all that bad stuff.
I love traveling, so if I'm away from home I'll give you a summary of my adventures.
Music is my life so I'll recommend a few songs here and there. If I can find the sheet music to that song I'll post it.
So my tumblr is called fortune cookies lie because it's fact. They give you all this happy shit telling you good fortune is coming. But I'm here, with all my problems just to bring all that fantasy a little closer to reality.
Let the ranting commence....